great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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