y did u give ur computer a hand job?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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