I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
