No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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