goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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