Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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