someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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