For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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