Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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