Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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