i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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