yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
