I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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