I wish i was in the wii world.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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