thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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