I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Randomize
