It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Be still, my beating vagina.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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