Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
