The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
The air taste purple.
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