so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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