Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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