Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
