I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Randomize
