I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I cockslap morals
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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