I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
pray to the hookup gods
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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