There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Randomize
