So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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