She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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