Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I could fuck to npr.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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