I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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