So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's blow job season.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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