am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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