im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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