im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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