I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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