I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
i think im in europe. pls send help
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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