it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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