I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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