Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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