Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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