Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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