I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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