Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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