I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
