At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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