normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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