I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He did a backflip because drugs
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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