She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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