No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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