Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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