my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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