we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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