as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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