it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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